May 24DeSantis’ Announcement Speech “I am the asshole this country needs!”“My fellow Americans. Well, my fellow white Americans- we don’t need to waste time addressing those pesky minorities now do we? I will also exclude homosexuals and transsexuals too because despite Jesus telling us to love our neighbors, we all know he will get quite salty if we are kind…Conservatives3 min readConservatives3 min read
May 22Let’s Say GOODBYE to the Little League PledgeWhen my son was playing baseball, I was pissed that they march the boys our before games and made them say this: Pledge I trust in God I love my country And will respect its laws I will play fair And strive to win But win or lose I will always do my best…Little League1 min readLittle League1 min read
May 18SI, SATAN, GOD, AND PIZZA HUTIn a pretty transparent move to stay relevant, Sports Illustrated selected an 81 year old woman and a transgender woman to be cover models in 2023.Sports Illustrated3 min readSports Illustrated3 min read
May 4Omelas, the NYT, and AIEvery year, I have my students read a short story called “The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas” by Ursula LeGuin. The premise of the story is that Omelas is a utopian city predicated on the abuse and suffering of one child. For whatever reason, the child must be abused…AI2 min readAI2 min read
May 2The Daily Annoyance- May 2, 2023One of the more fascinating things about having teenagers is their inability to properly perceive the balance of power within a household. In our household, for example, this misperception manifests in my teenagers feeling that they can tell me which groceries that I (and my wife) pay for I have…Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
May 1The Daily Annoyance- May 1, 2023In a great episode of “Seinfeld” George, who is almost always peeved, erupts about trying to live in a civilized society. I have placed the clip below. I know that I am maybe a bit like George, but I feel justified in being so. I live in Northern Virginia…Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Apr 28The Daily Annoyance April 28Today, I am annoyed by people who walk around saying that NFL Players get paid too much. Usually, this particular gripe comes up after the first day of the NFL draft, which was yesterday. Average Joes and Janes alike become peeved that some 21 year old is getting a massive…Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Apr 27The Daily AnnoyanceThe purpose of this title is twofold: I am going to relate to you something that annoys me on a daily basis. Since I plan to do this on a daily basis for a bit, I will probably annoy some of you on a daily basis. Sorry. Ok, something that…Birds1 min readBirds1 min read
Apr 13Rednecks on the RopesI live in the DC area, and recently there was a meeting of rednecks and other assorted human effluvium who gathered to form the “People’s Convoy” Their mission? To battle COVID restrictions. I know, I know those restrictions have already pretty much been lifted, but logic is lost on rednecks. …Satire3 min readSatire3 min read
Apr 3The Last GoodbyeIf the title of this article got you here because you were expecting some melodramatic dissertation about losing a relative or a dog or something- well that has nothing to do with it. I am writing to expose a situation that many married men have endured in stoic silence for…Satire5 min readSatire5 min read